Life is like a box of chocolates...

satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

L O L

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niceisneat:

here’s a tip

if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink

respect it

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9/11

13 years on (13?!?!?!?! that’s so crazy) and it’s still hard to watch footage from 9/11….watching the footage of the towers crumbling and the 2nd plane hitting is essentially watching thousands of people dying, and that’s just a level of horrifying that is just hard to comprehend. i didn’t know anyone personally, thankfully, but if it’s hard for me to see it, i can’t imagine how much harder it must be for the loved ones of the people who died that day must feel :’(

RIP to all who lost their lives that day (office workers, firefighters, etc.) 

….

funflowur:

nikkitaylorhinds:

silencedrowns:

sashaforthewin:

rabbivole:

disgustinganimals:

cnuculator:

writhing pile of cat children. disgusting

i’m going to throw up.

jesus christ the PURRING 

I feel like I just gained another year on my life from this.

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST CAT VIDEOS I HAVE EVER SEEN

I made inhuman noises while watching this. I am so glad nobody heard me..

Kittens are just …

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I ha no idea that John McCain’s backup career is being the coach of the Atlanta Dirty Birds

(Geaux Saints!!)

Lol

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

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sproutbabe:

kumagawa:

when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a seriesimage

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and Grey’s Anatomy lol

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question about nan’s death in AHS: Coven

ok so i’ve been wondering… how come when Nan was drowned, did no one try and bring her back, the way they did with Madison (and later, Zoe)?? They just went and buried her, whereas they resurrected Madison, Zoe, and i just remembered, they also revived Misty after she was locked in that tomb when Madison knocked her out with a brick. I’ll admit i was a little disappointed that they didn’t even try and bring Nan back the way they did with the others…was it because the actress who played her didn’t want to, or wasn’t comfortable with doing a revival scene or something?

keeppthevibe:

I might be too young to settle down and marry, but I’m definitely too old to be playing anymore games. I’m too old to just be talking to someone, too old to not know what’s really going on, and too old to be entertaining somebody with no intentions of making it work. At this age, I’m only interested in consistency, stability, respect and loyalty. And I want to hear someone tell me that they love me and know they goddam mean it.

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adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

(via halledean)

So I just saw a post/link on Facebook that my friend shared about my sorority, Sigma Alpha, and I’m going to be the first to say that I did not enjoy every minute of it, and if I had to do it over again I probably wouldn’t join.

I never felt a ~sisterhood bonding~ moment, and the girls were very clique-ish in my day (not to mention we only ever rushed about 3-4 members at a time while I was there, and only 1 in spring 2008 (my friend Nancy)). I’ve heard that SA is now rushing a lot of girls (mainly because they got rid of that dumpy ass house which did more harm for our recruitment efforts), and I cringe to think of how much $$ was wasted on that dump while I was there…not to mention that I have no contact with any actives in the sorority and I was never contacted when they got rid of the house to give me my house key deposit back, wtf! I only ever hear anything about the sorority when my friend Julia talks about it since she has friends who are still active in SA.

I don’t regret the people I’ve met through there (bc they’re amazing), but i would never do the whole sorority thing again, at least not with a small, little known sorority.

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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