Life is like a box of chocolates...

lesbiangrandmas:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

SOURCES
HERE

(via halledean)

Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

demigodofmypants:

senzaspazi:

  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 
  • WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
  • collection of politely worded love letters.

 #So basically if Tom Hiddleston was a rapper

(via love-and-rockets-ellie)

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(Source: moseby, via halledean)

cm-fans:

They’re sooo cute :))))

!!!!!!

Collage of the year!

psych2go:

its not a fact but it made me giggle

psych2go:

its not a fact but it made me giggle

Fucking Mondays

Today can just fuck off and go to hell

The Best of Me

I. CAN’T. EVEN. with that ending……like wtf

pagetvbrewster:

Top 10 Criminal Minds funniest scenes as voted by my followers:

1.  Penelope Garcia & Erin Strauss in In Name and Blood

satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

L O L

(Source: extraordinarygrey, via halledean)

niceisneat:

here’s a tip

if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink

respect it

(via love-and-rockets-ellie)

9/11

13 years on (13?!?!?!?! that’s so crazy) and it’s still hard to watch footage from 9/11….watching the footage of the towers crumbling and the 2nd plane hitting is essentially watching thousands of people dying, and that’s just a level of horrifying that is just hard to comprehend. i didn’t know anyone personally, thankfully, but if it’s hard for me to see it, i can’t imagine how much harder it must be for the loved ones of the people who died that day must feel :’(

RIP to all who lost their lives that day (office workers, firefighters, etc.) 

….

funflowur:

nikkitaylorhinds:

silencedrowns:

sashaforthewin:

rabbivole:

disgustinganimals:

cnuculator:

writhing pile of cat children. disgusting

i’m going to throw up.

jesus christ the PURRING 

I feel like I just gained another year on my life from this.

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST CAT VIDEOS I HAVE EVER SEEN

I made inhuman noises while watching this. I am so glad nobody heard me..

Kittens are just …

(Source: jimmykudos, via halledean)