Life is like a box of chocolates...

throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up

throwing handles at people who need to get a grip

throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill

throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out”

throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times

throwing matches at people who need to get fired up

Throwing a brick at someone to kill them

(Source: hashgag, via djwb)

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